Monday, May 27, 2013

H.R. on line 1



*sorry for the wait love @TrebbleBarbie comment below*

It has been a week since Onika was fired from her big corporate job. Mr. Stovak did meet his quota when it came to turning in the contract. Onika read it through and Mr. Stovak added many other things to the list for her welfare. He added a care and an extra 50k to the 100k he already promised. He gave her an all expense paid trip for two to her home land and a paid in full Mercedes with a note saying “I love black people. Sorry.” Onika automatically turned down all the extra gifts because of her pride. But he made her keep them anyways.

She sat on her couch in her white tank top and purple hello kitty pajama pants eating strawberry yogurt waiting on her friend Sherika to show up. Tonight was a laid back night for nicki but it was also her turn to cook. As the timer dinged on the broiler the door bell rung on her condo door. She ran to the door and unlocked it before running straight for the oven.

“girl I thought you was an Olympic track runner the way you just…. Damn that shit smell good what we havin chef onika” sherika said throwing the bottle of Patron on the couch.

“well I cooked garlic glazed Lobster which I just pulled out, corn on the cob, steak and mash potatoes. And cheese cake for desert. Did you remember to get the patron?”

“yeah nick its on couch” sherika said kickin off her sandals

As nicki started to set up their plates and drinks her cell phone buzzed.

“can you get that for me rika?”

“yeah nick!”

“thanks”

“Hello?” sherika answered

“Hello this is Human Resources calling from Samuels corp. for Onika Maraj is this her?”

“one second sir!... nicki this is a man calling from Samuels corp. thee Samuels corp. girl take this phone!”

“oh shit pass it… hello this is she!”

“hello ms. Maraj im sorry to call you at such short notice but Mr. Samuels has gotten a good review from you and he has been keep up with your work trying to stay on top of you seeing as we are #1 hospital corp in the city.” nicki rolled her eyes

“as you may know mr. Samuels is the owner of Samuel-reeves hospital and would like to meet with you on accounts of hiring you as administrative director of his hospital. He knows that it is hard getting in contact with you so he is asking urgently would you please come in for a personal interview with him?”

“of course! I am actually honored! Thank you for your call” nicki looked at sherika with big wide eyes cheesing.

“no Ms. Maraj mr. Samuels is delighted to have you. You will have to come in at 11 am sharp. Please do not come late, he hates late people.”

“thank you sir”

“no thank you ms. Maraj buh bye now”

“bye” nicki hung up the phone and screamed to the top of her lungs.

“so what he say nick? You know I love me some sexy chocolate Safaree Samuels” sherika asked frantically

“well lets just say I have a meeting with him tomorrow”

“omg you better get this fucking job so I can come visit”

“um! Rika I don’t think he would be in the hospital like that.”

“ha! You right damn”

“betta luck next time”

“shut yo ass up onika! You know what you will do. You will get close to him and put a girl on!”

“we will see… anyways back to this damn food” nicki finished setting up the food and making the fruit chillers that her friends love so much to drink while sherika set up the movie and surround sound system for them.

After everything was complete sherika started the previews, they said grace.

“ok so you know I cant get to drunk off this fruit chiller maam and you gotta go home as soon as it goes off”

“deal” sherika nodded her head

“thanks girly” nicki said taking a bite of corn.

“rika do you thing that muhfucka gon be cocky tomorrow? Hope not! I hope he opposite from what niggas say about his ass. You know how they say money change niggas. I don’t have the time to be dealing with an ego ridin nigga.” Nicki said takin a sip of her chiller looking at sherika

“naw nick don’t go in there stereotypical saying I heard this and that about you. Just be nice and go with the flow and get that job. Does it matter anyway?” rika said smacking between words

“yeah girl it does because I don’t want to be dealing with that shit. The worst a nigga can get is when he feelin himself and you know how niggas get around me. Im just sayin”

“shut you cocky ass up and watch this movie girl” sherika said laughing while throwing corn at nicki

“ you right! Let me just relax and enjoy this probably last day off”

“it is your last day off, im speaking it into existence”

“thanks love”

For the rest of the night Nicki and sherika joked around about her meeting with the infamous mr. Samuels and what she would wear and how she would act playing out different scenarios. Once the movie was over with nicki was a little tipsy but not drunk and sherika left and went home. Nicki finally took a hot shower and settled into her king sized pillow top sleigh bed and went to sleep.

*Hey yall this is just the filler before they meet the next day lol hope yall like the boring before the good parts. ~@TrebbleBarbie*